Thursday, April 5, 2012

Bless the Bones

Several in the Tribe have expressed their desire for me to see after the remains of their
departed. This pleases be greatly that they would entrust this duty to me, Baron's will be
done I will set their loved ones at rest in my Boneyard. No matter their sins, their race
or the way they entered my master's domain all shall be forgiven. This task, this sacred
task carried out by hundreds of generations of Witch Doctors before me shall be upheld
for there is peace and kindness in death, the pleasure in one's duty is what I exist for
and booze..wait what!? Not booze..I asked you to be quiet while I write..how did you ever
manage to attain enlightenment...I swear it's like I live with a bunch of hormonal teenagers.
I'm serious be silent or back in the sack you go...the lot of you.

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